Andrea Carlisle Rodriguez @andreacarlisle1

andreacarlisle1 My face when I see someone drinking Coke. Or snorting it. Why have artificial sugary soda that can kill you when you can have a tasty, all natural #prebiotic soda made with real cacao? Yeah I thought so. Get some @drinkxoca ! Discount code: andrea15 (like my age) #gutstuff #guthealth #digestivehealth

andreacarlisle1 Happy birthday to my good friend and fellow comedian @sarahjhalstead ! Check out this interview we did for @comedynetworklive where we interview each other. Yeah she made me write a f*cking poem 😂 love you so much ❤️ https://www.thenativesociety.com/one-on-one/2020/9/2/sarah-halstead-amp-andrea-carlisle

andreacarlisle1 If you don’t laugh alone in your shower at nothing, then you’re dead to me. Loving this foot gel by @thehappylabsofficial after hiking and swimming at the beach. Keeps my feet super soft and fresh azimizzzz. Wow I totally just quoted a Bow Wow song. 😂 LINK IN BIO #vegan #crueltyfree #cbd #love

andreacarlisle1 Smack it, smack in the air #htown #Beyoncé #blasian

andreacarlisle1 Can’t surf for shit, but excited for what’s to come ! @breakwater 😎😎😎 #TCB

andreacarlisle1 Talking about what we wanna name our kids. #tbt #bff @laurawildemusic @erewhonmarket

andreacarlisle1 Been using this new vegan, cruelty free #CBD hand cream by @thehappylabsofficial after washing/sanitizing my hands and boy are they happy. Happier than a Jewish boy watching the Joy Luck Club. Yeah his hands would def need this. 🙋🏻‍♀️ Link in bio. #thehappylabs #happyhands #selfcare

andreacarlisle1 Missing the stage and all the assholes that come with it. Until then, catch me on #Zoom tonight for some live sit down comedy at 8pm. DM me for link and password or check my IG story. And yeah my hand looks weird. #standupcomedy

andreacarlisle1 A short clip of a set I did 2 years ago where I’m telling my buddy why you don’t need dating apps to get women in Los Angeles. Boy do I miss the @hollywoodimprov #tbt #standupcomedy

andreacarlisle1 Clip from a fun shoot I did for the @pchagencyla with @mikeball1978 and @vinceallen . This is our second project together since the Bicycle Casino commercial a few years ago. Surprised they aren’t sick of my ass yet #Bts #yoga

andreacarlisle1 Pandemic or not, I always keep my ass 6 ft away from other comics. Even if it’s @sarahjhalstead who I know will help me finish a bottle of @milagrotequila . Doing my weekly #standupcomedy show tomorrow with the crew on zoom at 8pm. Info in my IG story! #socialdistancing #tequila #hottubtimemachine

andreacarlisle1 So I thought I was cut from the @maximmag competition, but apparently I’ll be shooting with them anyway! Guess they liked my jokes...even the ones about them. And there were a lot lol #maxim #HavingMyBigO