aram The Neck Pillow market suffered an intense crash today, $NKPW dropping by more than 80%. We unloaded a good amount of our position and bought back in at the dip, hoping for a bounceback once the NeckPillow Model Z is announced this month at Pillow Day. Life as a pillow trader is stressful but i wouldnt give it up for anything in the world.
aram I will have a golden statue made of me and thrown into the deep depths of the deepest abyss. Anyone have an abyss recommendation? My previous IAA (international abyss advisor) @ph was recently accused of colluding with a mountain height advising agency in attempts to fraudulently record abyss depths to make it seem that the tallest mountains are taller than the deepest abyss’s are deep. Damn it Philliam, you were my most trusted advisor and this is honestly causing some trust issues for me when it comes to abyss depths. I knew i couldnt trust someone who wakes up after 7am. If anyone knows a good replacement please call me and spell out the url to their linkedin profile. #abyss#abysschallenge#AbysssAreDeeperThanMountainsAreTall
aram The eternal flame of @NeckPillow will never stop burning. Despite continuous government censorship we have managed to spread the word about our mission to every corner of this flat earth. They whisper of it in every pub, in every local supermarket, in every public bathroom. Nothing can stop the flame now. The fire rises.
There was a dream that was NeckPillow. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish.
aram@aramdepot was originally meant to be a studio/office for my business but after reading a few wikipedia articles I think I’ll focus more on genome editing. Any DNA experts out there dm me your DNA experience. Must have less than 5 years experience at any major financial institution. Any more than 5 years and your brain will probably be too used to finance to be able to properly work on anything else. #gossip
aram I have been working on my thesis for over 20 years now. My research on the conspiracies behind sparkling water will change the hydration industry in ireland forever. Many people dont realize this but sparkling water doesnt actually lead to a happier life as many people have told me. In fact it has almost no impact on a humans life at all. In that sense, why is it even allowed to exist?
aram Today I turn 24. I wrote this down 4 years ago and have been carrying it in my wallet everyday since. Maybe it seems silly but at the time i had just dropped out of college and was trying to motivate myself to make some money and find a way to become successful.
Now while I wont be achieving that goal today, i look at this as proof that i was willing to bet on myself.
Ive come farther than i thought I would in the last 4 years but relative to what I want to accomplish in life i havent even gotten started. Next 4 years i will go even harder. Maybe 28th birthday ill get one. Who knows. #theteslanotbadtho#instagramprince#rubikscube